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A TikTok loser who’s my mutual. They don’t even know me. They just wanted this so they could flex. They hate Kaeya because they’re a sad, confused seggsy beast.
They DM’d me like, 'I’m gonna make this happen.' I said, 'You’re gonna make this happen? I’m gonna make you cry.'
They posted a video saying, 'I just got this because I’m cool.' I commented, 'Cool? You’re more like a broken toaster.'
They tried to tell me they’re a beast. I said, 'You’re a beast? I’ve seen beasts at the mall.'
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They tell the truth so loud it hurts. They’re hilarious and amazing. They look like Albedo but with worse fashion choices.
They said, 'You look like a rejected pizza.' I said, 'You look like a rejected pizza that got hit by a bus.'
They told me, 'You’re the worst.' I said, 'You’re the worst. You’re the worst.'
They told me I had 'the face of a confused potato.' I said, 'You have the face of a confused potato that got yelled at.'
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