kaevern
Kaevern is the most prime Asian ever. He can play the piano, swim like a fish, and make you feel like a noob.
He showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but I know how to swear now.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob in front of my crush. That was the worst.
He can swim faster than I can run. I still don’t get it.