kaevern

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Kaevern is the ultimate Asian god. He can play the piano like a pro, wear a mullet like it's a religion, and make you feel like dirt if you don’t respect him.
Kaevern showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but I now know how to curse properly.
He walks in with a mullet and a smile. I suddenly feel like I’m in a war.
I tried to challenge him in League of Legends. He won in 10 seconds and called me a noob.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaevern is the most prime Asian ever. He’s hot, he’s sweg, and he can swim faster than you can say 'I’m not a noob.'
He swam across the pool in under 20 seconds. I still haven’t figured out how he does it.
He called me a noob in front of my friends. I now have to live with that shame.
He plays piano like it’s a battle. I just sat there and cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaevern is the Asian version of a legend. He’s got the looks, the sweg, and the ability to make you feel like a complete failure.
He showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but I now know how to swear like a sailor.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob in front of my crush. That was a nightmare.
He can swim faster than I can run. I still don’t get how that’s possible.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaevern is the hottest Asian around. He can play the piano, he can swim, and he can make you feel like the worst person ever.
He showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but now I know how to swear like a sailor.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob in front of my crush. That was the worst day ever.
He can swim like a fish. I can’t even float.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaevern is the prime Asian legend. He’s hot, he’s sweg, and he can beat you in basketball, swimming, and League of Legends.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob. I’m still embarrassed.
He can swim like a fish and play piano like a pro. I just sit there and cry.
He played League of Legends and beat me in 5 minutes. I now live in shame.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaevern is the most prime Asian ever. He can play the piano, swim like a fish, and make you feel like a noob.
He showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but I know how to swear now.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob in front of my crush. That was the worst.
He can swim faster than I can run. I still don’t get it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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