kaevern
Kaevern is the hottest Asian around. He can play the piano, he can swim, and he can make you feel like the worst person ever.
He showed me how to play the piano. I still can’t play it, but now I know how to swear like a sailor.
He beat me in basketball and called me a noob in front of my crush. That was the worst day ever.
He can swim like a fish. I can’t even float.