kaeton
He’s a loudmouth who thinks he’s the funniest guy ever, can’t run more than a few steps, and will swear at you if you don’t watch sports with him.
He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy during the game and still didn’t know who won.
He tried to run around the block and had to stop to catch his breath. He still called me a ‘slowpoke’.
He told me he’d never let me down, then forgot to show up to my party and called me a ‘liar’.