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He’s a chucklehead who never shuts up, can’t run faster than a sloth, and thinks watching sports is the same as being in the game. He’s your best friend, but he’ll swear at you if you don’t laugh at his jokes.
He texted me at 2 AM just to tell me he watched the whole game and still didn’t understand why the ref didn’t let the guy play.
He tried to run in the gym and got out of breath after 10 seconds. He still called me a ‘slowpoke’.
He told me he’d never let me down, then forgot my birthday and called me a ‘disappointment’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a jokester with a mouth like a sailor, can’t catch a ball to save his life, but he’ll be there for you when you need a laugh or a swear word.
He told the coach he’d beat him in a race, then walked to the finish line like he was on a break.
He sent me a DM saying he ‘watched the game like it was the Super Bowl’ and still didn’t know who won.
He called me a ‘weakling’ when he got out of breath climbing the stairs.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a loudmouth who thinks he’s the funniest guy ever, can’t run more than a few steps, and will swear at you if you don’t watch sports with him.
He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy during the game and still didn’t know who won.
He tried to run around the block and had to stop to catch his breath. He still called me a ‘slowpoke’.
He told me he’d never let me down, then forgot to show up to my party and called me a ‘liar’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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