kaepernickous
A wild, messy, bushy patch of hair down there that looks like a dog’s fur got stuck in a blender. Also called a Bob Ross if it’s really bad.
"That bush is like a jungle down there!", A guy after seeing his friend’s bush for the first time.
"That’s a Bob Ross!", A guy who saw a guy’s bush and didn’t know what to say.
"I’ve got a wild bush that looks like a dog’s fur got thrown into a blender!", A guy who’s proud of his bush.