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When you're so full of stupid pride you think you're saving the world, even if it means getting roasted for it and losing everything.
"I’m not standing for that crap!", Colin Kaepernick, after getting benched and roasted by the whole league.
"You’re just a rich kid with a big mouth!", A fan who got kicked out of a bar for yelling at a TV.
"I’d rather be broke and right than rich and wrong!", A guy who got fired for protesting during a Zoom meeting.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A cheap, flimsy paper towel that's used to wipe sweat, cum, or whatever sticky mess comes out of a dancer’s crotch.
"This paper towel is so flimsy it tore when I wiped my face!", A dancer at a strip club after a bad night.
"That’s the same paper towel I used to wipe my kid’s face!", A dad who got a coupon from a strip club.
"It’s like wiping your ass with a napkin!", A guy who tried to use it as a face towel.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A rich or famous person who thinks their opinion is the only thing that matters, even if they’re wrong.
"I’m gonna tell you what’s right and wrong!", A celebrity who posted a rant about politics on Instagram.
"My opinion is the only one that counts!", A famous person who got roasted for their bad decisions.
"I’m not wrong, I’m just right!", A rich person who lost their job for being too opinionated.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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That skinny, sticky, gross little shit that rips your ass hairs out, making you scream like a baby and kneel in pain.
"That thing pulled my hair out!", A guy after a long night at the club.
"I had to take a knee because of that sticky shit!", A guy who got stuck in a bathroom stall.
"That thing was like a spider crawling out of my butt!", A guy who tried to brush it away.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A wild, messy, bushy patch of hair down there that looks like a dog’s fur got stuck in a blender. Also called a Bob Ross if it’s really bad.
"That bush is like a jungle down there!", A guy after seeing his friend’s bush for the first time.
"That’s a Bob Ross!", A guy who saw a guy’s bush and didn’t know what to say.
"I’ve got a wild bush that looks like a dog’s fur got thrown into a blender!", A guy who’s proud of his bush.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you flex your bicep and kiss it like it just saved your life, because you're that proud.
"I flex my bicep and kiss it like it just won the Super Bowl!", Colin Kaepernick after scoring a touchdown.
"I flexed my bicep and kissed it like it was my first love!", A guy who flexed in front of his crush.
"I flexed and kissed my bicep like it was my baby!", A guy who got a workout injury.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you flex your biceps while doing random stuff, like celebrating, eating a taco, or just walking around like you're the main character of a movie.
"I flexed my bicep while eating a taco like I was in a commercial!", A guy who flexed during lunch.
"I flexed my bicep while walking like I was the main character of a movie!", A guy who flexed during a walk.
"I flexed my bicep while drinking a soda like it was a victory!", A guy who flexed during a break.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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