Kaenan
The guy who makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants. If you talk to him, everything else in life feels like a bad decision. Kaenan is the reason you don’t care if your mom calls the cops.
I just laughed so hard I fell off my chair. Kaenan said something about tacos and existential dread.
Kaenan walked in and said, 'I don’t like Mondays,' and I cried like a baby.
He told a joke about pizza and I actually peed my pants. It was glorious.