Kaenan

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The guy who makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants. If you talk to him, everything else in life feels like a bad decision. Kaenan is the reason you don’t care if your mom calls the cops.
I just laughed so hard I fell off my chair. Kaenan said something about tacos and existential dread.
Kaenan walked in and said, 'I don’t like Mondays,' and I cried like a baby.
He told a joke about pizza and I actually peed my pants. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaenan is the reason your life is a mess. He’s the guy who talks so much you forget your own name. You will never get bored of him, but you might get a headache.
Kaenan started talking about his pet goldfish and I forgot how to breathe.
He explained the meaning of life in 10 minutes. I now have a headache and a new nickname: 'The Goldfish Whisperer.'
He talked about his sock collection for 20 minutes. I don’t know what a sock is anymore.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kaenan is like the wild card in your life. He shows up and everything else goes to hell. You will never get bored of him, but you might get a little bit insane.
Kaenan showed up in the middle of my math test and asked me if I wanted to go get ice cream. I failed the test. He passed.
He walked in and said, 'I have a plan,' and now I have a plan that involves stealing a pizza.
He came in and said, 'I’m going to be famous,' and now I believe him. I also believe he stole my lunch.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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