Kaenan
Kaenan is the reason your life is a mess. He’s the guy who talks so much you forget your own name. You will never get bored of him, but you might get a headache.
Kaenan started talking about his pet goldfish and I forgot how to breathe.
He explained the meaning of life in 10 minutes. I now have a headache and a new nickname: 'The Goldfish Whisperer.'
He talked about his sock collection for 20 minutes. I don’t know what a sock is anymore.