kaeliah
She’s a hot mess who talks trash but laughs so hard she might pee her pants. You’d be lucky to date her, but don’t expect her to act like a human.
She called me a f***ing idiot but then laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
I asked her out and she said 'sure' then called me a f***ing disaster 10 minutes later.
She texted me 'you’re the worst' but then sent a selfie with a wink.