kaeliah

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She’s a hot mess who talks trash but laughs so hard she might pee her pants. You’d be lucky to date her, but don’t expect her to act like a human.

She called me a f***ing idiot but then laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

I asked her out and she said 'sure' then called me a f***ing disaster 10 minutes later.

She texted me 'you’re the worst' but then sent a selfie with a wink.

She looks like a goddess but acts like a f***ing troll. She’s fun, but don’t let her know you like her or she’ll f*** it up.

She told me I was cute, then said I was a f***ing loser in front of my friends.

I tried to impress her and she said I was a 'f***ing joke' but still hung out with me.

She said I was the best but then called me a f***ing mess in a group chat.

She’s a f***ing legend who’s got a smile that could melt your face and a mouth that could f*** it up in a heartbeat.

She made me laugh so hard I cried, then called me a f***ing disaster in front of everyone.

She said I was the best, then said I was the worst in the same breath.

She texted me 'you’re amazing' and then said I was a f***ing idiot in the next message.