kaejaehae
KaeJaeHae is the king of the court, the god of the game, and the reason why you’re not good at basketball. The Lorax is just a footnote.
He scored 100 points in one game. I scored zero. I cried. My teacher cried.
He made a free throw with his eyes shut. I missed it with my eyes open. I cried.
The Lorax said he was ‘a tiny leaf in the wind’ compared to KaeJaeHae. I believe it. I cried.