kaejaehae
KaeJaeHae is a basketball beast so strong, he could bench-press the moon. The Lorax is his sidekick, not his best friend.
He dunked on my cousin. My cousin cried. My cousin’s dog cried. My cousin’s dog’s cousin cried.
He did a layup while riding a bike. I fell off my bike. I cried.
The Lorax said he was ‘beneath’ KaeJaeHae. I believe it. I cried.