Kaedening
He’s the living form of Jesus, but also a god who eats cookies for breakfast. He’s so holy, he could make your math teacher cry.
Kaeden walks into class, and the teacher says, 'God is here.'
He’s so holy, I once saw him turn water into wine. And he still got an A+ on his math test.
He’s like Jesus, but with better grades and a better sense of humor.