Kaedening

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A cute guy who’s so chill he could make a cat fall asleep. He’s quiet, but once you know him, he’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s weird, determined, and he’s the only guy who can beat you at video games while eating cookies.
Yo, Kaeden’s like the calm before the storm. He just sits there eating cookies like he’s not gonna wreck you in Mario Kart.
He’s the only guy who can beat me at Fortnite while wearing pajamas.
He’s so chill, I once asked him to help me with my math homework, and he just said, 'I’m gonna eat a cookie and think about it.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The hottest guy on Earth, and his cock is so big, it could be a portal to heaven. Girls would chase him like he’s a superhero. If you ever meet him, you should thank God you exist.
Kaeden walks in, and every girl in the room loses their mind. It’s like the apocalypse but with better sex.
He’s the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted by his cock.
He’s like a god, but with more cock and less math homework.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s the living form of Jesus, but also a god who eats cookies for breakfast. He’s so holy, he could make your math teacher cry.
Kaeden walks into class, and the teacher says, 'God is here.'
He’s so holy, I once saw him turn water into wine. And he still got an A+ on his math test.
He’s like Jesus, but with better grades and a better sense of humor.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s kind and smart, but he’s also hiding a crush on a girl who’s dating someone else. He’s good at school, and he can cook, but he’s also secretly a heartbreaker.
Kaeden’s got a crush on a girl who’s dating someone else, and he’s too shy to tell her.
He’s smart enough to get straight A’s, but he still can’t figure out why the girl he likes won’t talk to him.
He can cook a perfect lasagna, but he can’t figure out how to ask the girl he likes to go out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s making me do this, and he’s short as hell. He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s still shorter than my dog.
Kaeden’s short like a pencil. He’s still trying to act like he’s cool.
He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s still shorter than my dog.
He’s so short, he can’t even reach the top shelf without a ladder.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s a catboy who’s gay and has a red flag so big, it’s like a traffic sign. He’s got a cock so big, it could be a mountain.
Kaeden’s a catboy, and he’s gay. He’s also got a red flag so big, it could stop traffic.
He’s got a cock so big, I think it’s gonna break the internet.
He’s got a red flag, and he’s also got a cock that could make a mountain jealous.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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