Kadumpling
A runny poop that happens when your girlfriend laughs at you while you poop and you get so mad you can’t stop it.
My girlfriend laughed at my poop. Now I can’t stop it and it’s all over the floor.
I was trying to be cool. She laughed. Now I have diarrhea and it’s everywhere.
My girlfriend thought it was funny. Now I have diarrhea and I hate her.