Kadumpling

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A smelly pile of poop that comes out when your girlfriend thinks it’s cute to watch you poop but then it turns into a runny mess because you’re too embarrassed to stop.
My girlfriend laughed at me while I pooped. Now I have diarrhea and it’s the worst.
I tried to be cool while pooping. Now my poop is like liquid and I’m dying.
I pooped in front of my girlfriend. Now I have diarrhea and I feel like a failure.
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A runny poop that happens when your girlfriend laughs at you while you poop and you get so mad you can’t stop it.
My girlfriend laughed at my poop. Now I can’t stop it and it’s all over the floor.
I was trying to be cool. She laughed. Now I have diarrhea and it’s everywhere.
My girlfriend thought it was funny. Now I have diarrhea and I hate her.
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When your girlfriend thinks it’s cute to watch you poop, but you get so mad you can’t stop it and it all comes out like liquid.
She thought it was cute. I got so mad I had diarrhea.
I was trying to be cool. She laughed. Now I have liquid poop and it’s all over the floor.
She watched me poop. I got so mad I had diarrhea and it was everywhere.
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