Kadse
A smelly, fluff-ball creature that meows like a dying person and purrs like it’s getting paid. They’ll sit on your face and expect you to love them.
My cat woke me up at 3 a. m. by licking my toes. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired and confused.
My cat thinks it’s the boss. It judges me every time I eat a burger.
I tried to leave the house. My cat followed me. Now I’m stuck in the park with a smelly fluff-ball.