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A smelly, fluff-ball creature that meows like a dying person and purrs like it’s getting paid. They’ll sit on your face and expect you to love them.

My cat woke me up at 3 a. m. by licking my toes. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired and confused.

My cat thinks it’s the boss. It judges me every time I eat a burger.

I tried to leave the house. My cat followed me. Now I’m stuck in the park with a smelly fluff-ball.

They come in all shapes and sizes, like a human who got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. They’ll steal your food and your heart.

I gave my cat a treat. It acted like I’d just won the lottery.

My cat sat on my keyboard and typed my entire essay. I’m not sure if it was a compliment or a threat.

My cat has a job. It’s called ‘annoying me’.

They’re the smartest creatures on Earth. They know your secrets and will use your love for them to take over your life.

My cat knows when I’m sad. It just sits there and stares at me like I did something wrong.

My cat’s plan to take over the world is simple: eat all the food and make me love it.

My cat’s intelligence is unmatched. It’s why I can’t leave the house without it.

They’re the reason you’re late for school, work, and your life. They demand your attention and don’t care if you’re being yelled at.

I was running late. My cat decided it was the perfect time to attack my shoes.

My cat walked into my cereal bowl. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.

My cat is the only one who thinks my life is interesting.

They’re your best friend, your worst enemy, and the reason you’re a mess. They’ll judge you, steal your snacks, and sit on your face.

My cat thinks it’s the judge of my life. It looks at me like I’ve failed forever.

My cat took my snack. I took my cat’s nap. We’re even now.

I tried to take a nap. My cat sat on my face. I now have a new life goal: to be a cat.