Kadoodler - A kadoodler is a thing you use when you’re f***ing someone.

A kadoodler is a thing you use when you’re f***ing someone. It keeps you safe. Especially if you’re f***ing in Newport Beach.

I used my kadoodler last night. I didn’t get an STI. I’m smart like that.

My girlfriend said I had to use a kadoodler. I said no. She said yes. I lost.

I bring my kadoodler to every party. It’s like my lucky charm.