Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A kadoodler is a thing you use when you’re f***ing someone. It keeps you safe. Especially if you’re f***ing in Newport Beach.

I used my kadoodler last night. I didn’t get an STI. I’m smart like that.

My girlfriend said I had to use a kadoodler. I said no. She said yes. I lost.

I bring my kadoodler to every party. It’s like my lucky charm.

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A kadoodler is a tasty, rubbery thing you need when you’re getting it on with someone. It’s mostly made of f***ing latex.

That kadoodler tastes like heaven. I ate it like it was candy.

I brought a kadoodler to the office. My boss got f***ed up.

I got a kadoodler for my birthday. It’s the best gift I’ve ever had.

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A kadoodler is something you say to someone who wants to f*** you. It’s like a verbal kickstart.

He said, ‘You’re a kadoodler.’ I said, ‘You’re a f***ing god.’

She said ‘kadoodler’ in my DMs. I replied with a photo of my face.

He called me a kadoodler in front of my mom. I died.

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A kadoodler is a f***ing insult. It’s like saying someone is a total b***h. Or a total f***ing b***h.

He called me a kadoodler. I called him a f***ing chicken.

My friend said I was a kadoodler. I said he was a f***ing loser.

She called me a kadoodler in class. I cried.

5

To kadoodle is to f*** someone up. It’s like giving them a full-body f***ing.

I kadoodled my ex last night. She’s still f***ed up.

He kadoodled me in the hallway. I got caught.

I kadoodled my brother. He cried like a baby.

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To kadoodle is to f*** yourself. It’s like giving yourself a f***ing treat.

I kadoodled in the bathroom. I got a f***ing treat.

She kadoodled during class. The teacher got f***ed up.

He kadoodled in the car. I got f***ed up.

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A kadoodler is a f***ing ice cube. It’s colorful. It’s f***ing cold.

I put a kadoodler in my drink. It tasted like f***ing heaven.

She gave me a kadoodler. I said, ‘That’s f***ing cool.’

He threw a kadoodler at me. It hit me like a f***ing truck.