Kadir Čičak
The magic trick where you pretend you didn't hear anything, even if it was loud enough to wake the dead.
My mom yelled at me from the other room, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being cool.'
He said 'You're fired' right in my face, and I acted like I didn't hear a word.
She screamed my name at the party, and I just shrugged and said, 'I was listening to music.'