Kadir Čičak

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The magic trick where you pretend you didn't hear anything, even if it was loud enough to wake the dead.

My mom yelled at me from the other room, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being cool.'

He said 'You're fired' right in my face, and I acted like I didn't hear a word.

She screamed my name at the party, and I just shrugged and said, 'I was listening to music.'

When you're so stubborn you act like you're deaf, even if your ears are working fine.

I heard the teacher call my name, but I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my lunch.'

He told me to clean my room, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being a legend.'

She asked me a question, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being important.'

The ultimate form of disrespect, where you refuse to acknowledge someone, even if they're right in front of you.

My friend told me I had pizza sauce on my face, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was too busy being handsome.'

He told me I was wrong, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being right.'

She told me I had a smelly sock in my pocket, and I said, 'I didn't hear you, I was busy being a god.'