Kader
A religion where everyone has to worship Kader. If you don’t, you get hit with a monkey. It’s the only way to keep the world from ending.
My teacher said I had to worship Kader or I’d get hit with a monkey.
Kader made me do a chant in class and I got a D for it.
He said I’d get hit by a monkey if I didn’t worship him like he was the king of the world.