Kader

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A guy who’s so laid-back and hilarious you wish you were him. He’s the dad you’ll one day be and the guy all the ladies want to sleep with.

Kader just told a joke so good my mom laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

He’s the only guy who can make me laugh when I’m stuck in traffic.

Kader’s the kind of guy who’d laugh at your bad jokes and still date your sister.

A chad with a cock so big it could be a religion. Every girl wants him. Every guy wants to be him.

Kader walks in and the whole school turns around. He’s that good.

He’s the reason I don’t get dates. He’s like a god with a penis.

Kader’s so hot I think I got a boner during math class.

A man who thinks he’s Zeus and spends all day playing Fortnite. He’ll talk trash to anyone. He’s a real-life bad guy who can beat you up.

Kader plays Fortnite for 12 hours straight and still beats me in the game.

He calls me a loser for not knowing the latest Fortnite skins.

He once said I was ‘not even a real man’ because I didn’t know what a ‘squad’ was.

A religion where everyone has to worship Kader. If you don’t, you get hit with a monkey. It’s the only way to keep the world from ending.

My teacher said I had to worship Kader or I’d get hit with a monkey.

Kader made me do a chant in class and I got a D for it.

He said I’d get hit by a monkey if I didn’t worship him like he was the king of the world.

Poshy will give you head if you teach her how to use an iPod Touch. It’s that simple.

Poshy asked me to teach her how to use an iPod Touch. I said yes.

She said she would give me head if I taught her. I took the deal.

I’m going to get head because I know how to use an iPod Touch.

A guy who’s so gay he thinks being gay is a sport. He’s the kind of guy who will cry at a movie and still say he’s not gay.

Kader cried during the movie and still said he’s not gay.

He said being gay was a sport and I said he was a loser.

He told me he would never be gay even though he cried at the movie.

Kader is the most beautiful girl. She loves music and drawing. She’s smart and cool and has a boyfriend who she loves.

Kader is the most beautiful girl in the school. Everyone wants to date her.

She draws so good I think she could be a famous artist.

She has a boyfriend and she loves him more than I love pizza.