He said he was going to propose to me, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then he doesn't!'

He broke up with me for her, and she said, 'He told me he was going to do it!' and I was like, 'He told me too, and he didn't even say it properly!'

He said he was going to marry me, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then he marries her!'