Kadence Lowe

He proposed to me and I was like, 'I knew it!' Then she said, 'I knew it too!' and I died inside.

He took me to dinner and I was like, 'This is nice.' She was like, 'He does this every week!' and I was like, 'Every week? Since when?'

He texted me, 'I love you.' She texted him back, 'I know.' And I was like, 'You're a lost cause.'

He fell off a bike and broke his arm, and she was like, 'I knew he was tough.' I was like, 'You knew he was tough? He's got a broken arm!'

He said he didn't want to go to the concert, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then shows up in a hat!'

He said he was leaving me for her, and she said, 'He told me!' and I was like, 'He told me too, and he was lying!'

He said he was going to propose to me, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then he doesn't!'

He broke up with me for her, and she said, 'He told me he was going to do it!' and I was like, 'He told me too, and he didn't even say it properly!'

He said he was going to marry me, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then he marries her!'