He fell off a bike and broke his arm, and she was like, 'I knew he was tough.' I was like, 'You knew he was tough? He's got a broken arm!'

He said he didn't want to go to the concert, and she said, 'He always says that!' and I was like, 'He always says that and then shows up in a hat!'

He said he was leaving me for her, and she said, 'He told me!' and I was like, 'He told me too, and he was lying!'