kadems
The best man you’ll ever meet, except he’s not a man, he’s a god. He’s got a brain that works like a superhero, a body that can beat up a wall, and a penis that could give a statue a run for its money. He knows how to charm a woman, and he’s got the kind of sex life that makes people jealous.
‘I’m not just good at sex, I’m legendary.’
‘She didn’t just fall for me. She surrendered.’
‘He’s the kind of man that makes your ex feel like a failure.’