kadems

A half-Armenian freak who talks like they're in a coffee shop and has the patience of a caffeinated raccoon. They're always cussing, making jokes that hit harder than a punch to the gut, and if they don’t cut you, they’ll make you regret every bad decision you’ve ever made. They call Mondays ‘the day I almost died’ and still talk about being stuck in Idaho like it was a prison sentence.

The best man you’ll ever meet, except he’s not a man, he’s a god. He’s got a brain that works like a superhero, a body that can beat up a wall, and a penis that could give a statue a run for its money. He knows how to charm a woman, and he’s got the kind of sex life that makes people jealous.

A ninja who’s got more weapons than a mall and more cars than a car dealer. They’re a total bad ass and they love showing off. If something is awesome, it’s a ‘kadems’, it’s the best thing since sliced bread and double cheeseburgers.

A kid who cries like a baby while watching anime and faps like he’s trying to break the internet. He’s got a meme lord title, a brain that doesn’t feel emotions, and an immune system that could survive a nuclear bomb. He’s also a total gamer and will beat you at every game ever made.