kade mockett
A gross, flabby loser who sneaks up on girls and finger bangs them in the bushes. He also watches boys fart videos like they’re a sport. He’s got no abs, just a bunch of flab.
He finger-banged Emily in the bushes and then cried when she ran away.
He texted me: 'I just watched 5 fart videos. I’m gonna be a king.'
He tried to do a bicep curl. It looked like he was doing push-ups.