kade mockett

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A chunky, ugly piece of trash who finger bangs girls in the bushes and watches boys fart videos like they’re the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got the body of a couch potato.
Kade was caught finger-banging Sarah behind the gym. She’s still crying.
He sent me a DM: 'I watched 10 fart videos today. I’m a legend.'
He tried to impress me by doing a plank. It looked like he was about to cry.
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A gross, flabby loser who sneaks up on girls and finger bangs them in the bushes. He also watches boys fart videos like they’re a sport. He’s got no abs, just a bunch of flab.
He finger-banged Emily in the bushes and then cried when she ran away.
He texted me: 'I just watched 5 fart videos. I’m gonna be a king.'
He tried to do a bicep curl. It looked like he was doing push-ups.
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A fat, ugly sack of garbage who finger bangs girls in the bushes and watches boys fart videos like they’re the most important thing in life. He looks like he hasn’t moved in weeks.
He finger-banged Lisa behind the school. She still hasn’t forgiven him.
He told me: 'I just watched 8 fart videos. I’m gonna be famous.'
He tried to do a sit-up. It looked like he was trying to die.
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