kade mockett
A fat, ugly sack of garbage who finger bangs girls in the bushes and watches boys fart videos like they’re the most important thing in life. He looks like he hasn’t moved in weeks.
He finger-banged Lisa behind the school. She still hasn’t forgiven him.
He told me: 'I just watched 8 fart videos. I’m gonna be famous.'
He tried to do a sit-up. It looked like he was trying to die.