kaddilac
He’s the most handsome man on the planet and will never let you forget it. He’s the king of stealing your girl and will take her to the movies while you’re stuck eating chips.
He took my girl to the movies and left me with a bag of Cheetos.
He showed up at my girl’s house wearing a suit and I was in pajamas.
He stole my girl’s phone and now I can’t text her.