kaddilac

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He’s a goddamn looker and will take your girl and leave you hanging. Family man through and through. He’s got a heart the size of a truck and always lets you have the last piece of pizza.

My girl got dumped by Kaddilac because he saw her at the grocery store.

He let my brother eat the whole pizza and didn’t even flinch.

He stole my girl’s Instagram and now I can’t get my messages through.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

He’s the most handsome man on the planet and will never let you forget it. He’s the king of stealing your girl and will take her to the movies while you’re stuck eating chips.

He took my girl to the movies and left me with a bag of Cheetos.

He showed up at my girl’s house wearing a suit and I was in pajamas.

He stole my girl’s phone and now I can’t text her.

by Slangipedia 1d ago