kadawn
The only guy who looks like he was built by a god and has a penis so big it could make the ocean blush. He chases girls like they’re free pizza but when he finds the right one, he doesn’t even think about leaving her.
Kadawn, why are you still single? You’ve got the face of a god and the tool of a demon.
You’re so good-looking, I’m starting to think you’re cheating on me.
You look like you could be the next president and still have time to flirt with the mailman.