kadawn

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The only guy on Earth who looks like a god and has a penis so big it could start a war. He gets girls like they’re going out of style but when he finds his forever girl he doesn’t even think about leaving her.

Hey kadawn, you still got that big penis from high school?

Why did you break up with me? You’re just waiting for the next hot girl.

You look like you could beat up a horse and still have time to flirt with the barista.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy so handsome and blessed with a tool that ladies line up for him. He’s a bit of a player but when he finds the one, he’s like a dog who doesn’t want to leave his owner.

Kadawn, you still hitting on every girl in the gym?

You’re so smooth, I almost believed you when you said you were single.

You’ve got a face that could make a saint sin and a penis that could make a war start.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The only guy who looks like he was built by a god and has a penis so big it could make the ocean blush. He chases girls like they’re free pizza but when he finds the right one, he doesn’t even think about leaving her.

Kadawn, why are you still single? You’ve got the face of a god and the tool of a demon.

You’re so good-looking, I’m starting to think you’re cheating on me.

You look like you could be the next president and still have time to flirt with the mailman.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The guy who’s so good-looking and got a penis that could make a mountain move. He’s got girls falling for him like it’s a free lunch but when he finds the one, he’s like a dog who doesn’t want to leave his owner.

Kadawn, you still hitting on every girl in the office?

You’re so good-looking, I’m starting to think you’re cheating on me.

You got that face and that tool, why are you still single?

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy who looks like he was made by a god and has a penis that could make the moon jealous. He’s got girls coming to him like it’s a sale but when he finds the right one, he’s not going anywhere.

Hey kadawn, why haven’t you asked me out yet?

You’re so good-looking, I think you’re trying to trick me.

You’ve got that face and that tool, why are you still single?

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The only guy who’s so handsome and got a penis that could start a war. He gets girls like it’s free candy but when he finds the one, he’s not letting her go.

Kadawn, why are you still hitting on every girl?

You look like you could be a king and still have time to flirt with the barista.

You’re so good-looking, I think you’re cheating on me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago