Kactus
A kactus is the kind of person who could turn a birthday into a funeral if they had the chance.
My mom is a kactus. She said, 'This is the best cake I’ve ever had,' and it was just vanilla with a hole in it.
My neighbor is a kactus. He told me he had a great time at the concert and then said it was ‘kinda loud.’
My friend is a kactus. He went to the movies and fell asleep before the previews.
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