kaco
A friend who's so kind they'll probably cry if you don't eat your veggies. But if you mess with them, they'll throw you out of a window and call you a ‘moron’.
Kaco cried when I failed my math test and then threw my calculator out the window.
He came to my house with a bag of chips and a death threat for my brother.
He even drove to my school to tell my teacher I was ‘a disgrace’ and that she ‘needed to shape up’.