kaco

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A total good guy who's honest as hell and will go out of their way to make sure everyone around them is happy. If they get into trouble, they'll fight back with words and fists.
My buddy Kaco showed up with a pizza and a punch to the face when my crush broke up with me.
Kaco stayed up all night to make sure my dog got home safe after the bar fight.
He even drove three hours to tell my mom I was a ‘disgrace’ and that she needed to ‘shape up’.
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A friend who's so kind they'll probably cry if you don't eat your veggies. But if you mess with them, they'll throw you out of a window and call you a ‘moron’.
Kaco cried when I failed my math test and then threw my calculator out the window.
He came to my house with a bag of chips and a death threat for my brother.
He even drove to my school to tell my teacher I was ‘a disgrace’ and that she ‘needed to shape up’.
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The kind of friend who will save your life with a sandwich and a curse. They’re loyal, but if you cross them, they’ll make you regret it.
Kaco showed up with a sandwich and a curse when I failed my exam.
He drove through the night to beat up my enemy and told me I was ‘a total loser’.
He even made my mom cry with a death threat and a bag of chips.
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A friend who will go to the ends of the earth to help you out. But if you make them mad, they’ll throw you into a river and call you a ‘dumbass’.
Kaco drove all the way to my house with a bag of chips and a death threat for my brother.
He even showed up at my school and told my teacher I was a ‘disgrace’.
He threw me into the river and called me a ‘dumbass’.
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A friend who's so kind they'll bring you a sandwich in the middle of the night. But if you mess with them, they'll throw you out of a window and call you a ‘loser’.
Kaco brought me a sandwich at midnight and called me a ‘loser’.
He even drove to my school and told my teacher I was a ‘total disaster’.
He threw me out of the window and called me a ‘disgrace’.
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A friend who will save your life with a sandwich and a curse. But if you cross them, they’ll make you regret it in the worst way possible.
Kaco showed up with a sandwich and a curse after my dog got into a fight.
He even drove to my school and told my teacher I was a ‘disgrace’.
He threw me into a river and called me a ‘total loser’.
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