Kackling - A salty substitute, like when you're too broke to buy salt a

A salty substitute, like when you're too broke to buy salt and you just use this to make your food taste like regret.

I used Kackling instead of salt and my food tasted like my ex’s lies.

Kackling is the only thing keeping me from crying.

My mom uses Kackling and I don’t know what’s worse: the food or her life choices.