Kackling

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The worst kind of cackling. Only Kamala can do it. She cackles so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain want to quit.

Kamala just cackled and I want to die.

I heard Kamala cackle and I ran out of the room screaming.

Kamala cackled so hard I got a migraine and a personality disorder.

A salty substitute, like when you're too broke to buy salt and you just use this to make your food taste like regret.

I used Kackling instead of salt and my food tasted like my ex’s lies.

Kackling is the only thing keeping me from crying.

My mom uses Kackling and I don’t know what’s worse: the food or her life choices.

When you're so high and drunk you think you’re the president and you're too horny to even remember your own name.

I got so high and drunk I proposed to my cat and my ex’s dog.

I was so turned on I tried to kiss the ceiling.

I got so horny I tried to wrestle my roommate and lost.

Mark messed up the word kaffa so bad it’s now called Kackling. It’s like he took a dictionary and threw it in a blender with a brick.

Mark turned kaffa into Kackling and now I can’t unhear it.

Kackling is the worst thing Mark ever did.

Mark changed kaffa to Kackling and now my brain is broken.

A dance in Louisville where you wear a Carl Nassib jersey and shake your butt for hours until your butt falls off and you watch Garfield 420 times.

I did the Jiggle Kackle and my butt fell off.

I watched 15 episodes of Garfield and then I cried.

I jiggle my booty for 2 hours and 32 minutes and then I died.