Kackling
A dance in Louisville where you wear a Carl Nassib jersey and shake your butt for hours until your butt falls off and you watch Garfield 420 times.
I did the Jiggle Kackle and my butt fell off.
I watched 15 episodes of Garfield and then I cried.
I jiggle my booty for 2 hours and 32 minutes and then I died.