Kack Sack
a bag so weird you carry it just to look cool and also because you’re too lazy to actually use it. It’s like a backpack made by a kid who’s never had a real backpack.
My Kack Sack is full of crayons and half-eaten pizza. What even is life?
I tried to put my phone in my Kack Sack and it fell out. Again.
Why do I own 17 Kack Sacks? I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.