Kack Sack

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a bag so weird you carry it just to look cool and also because you’re too lazy to actually use it. It’s like a backpack made by a kid who’s never had a real backpack.
My Kack Sack is full of crayons and half-eaten pizza. What even is life?
I tried to put my phone in my Kack Sack and it fell out. Again.
Why do I own 17 Kack Sacks? I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore.
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a bag that’s so stupid it might as well be a fashion statement. It holds nothing useful, but somehow it still makes you feel like a genius.
I brought my Kack Sack to school and my teacher asked me why I didn’t bring a real bag. I said, 'It’s more stylish.'
My Kack Sack has a hole in it, and I’m proud of it.
I tried to put my lunch in my Kack Sack and it fell out. I’m not even sorry.
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a bag you carry just to show off, even though it’s uncomfortable, useless, and also probably made of cardboard.
My Kack Sack is so uncomfortable I think I’ve grown a third leg from carrying it all day.
I tried to put my books in my Kack Sack and it broke. I cried.
My Kack Sack is just a bag with a face. I think it’s watching me.
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