Kacie Jean Canady
A hilarious brain with a body that could make a saint cry. She’s happy like she just got a gold star and a free pizza.
She told my dad my math test was 'a masterpiece of failure.' He laughed so hard he cried.
She texted me a photo of a pizza and said, 'You need this more than you need your brain.'
She said she’d marry me if I passed my math test. I passed. She said 'maybe.'