Kacie Jean Canady

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A laugh riot who looks good and thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She’s so happy she might explode.
Kacie Jean just made a joke about my bald spot and my mom. I’m dead.
She texted me a selfie with a hot dog and a PhD diploma. I’m confused.
She said she’d marry me if I passed my math test. I failed. Hard.
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A walking punchline with a brain and a body that could make a saint blush. She's happy like she just won the lottery.
She told my teacher my math test was 'a work of art.' My teacher gave me a D.
She sent me a DM: 'You look like you need a hug and a sandwich.' I took both.
She said she’d date me if I stopped being a 'dumbass.' I agreed.
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A hilarious brain with a body that could make a saint cry. She’s happy like she just got a gold star and a free pizza.
She told my dad my math test was 'a masterpiece of failure.' He laughed so hard he cried.
She texted me a photo of a pizza and said, 'You need this more than you need your brain.'
She said she’d marry me if I passed my math test. I passed. She said 'maybe.'
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