kachwaffle
the kind of man who could beat you up, tell your mom she’s a mess, and still have time to eat a sandwich.
"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how strong he is.", @kachwaffleboss
"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how tough he is.", @kachwaffleiscool
"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how legendary he is.", @kachwafflelegend"